Cake to Myself ("Hands to Myself" Selena Gomez Parody)
When I first heard Selena Gomez's "Hands to Myself," I thought this was one of the most brilliant pop songs I'd ever heard.
Chocolate cake. All mine. NO SHARING.
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CAKE TO MYSELF
I’ll keep this cake to myself, No matter how hard I try not to
I want it all to myself, Just cake and ice-cold cola or juice
I cannot wait for a taste, indulgent in its richness too
Won't let one bite go to waste, I’ll eat it all, won’t have time to chew
Oh, I know that it adds to the flubber, I won’t share this cake with another
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
My weight is steadily rising, but this cake is really enticing
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying But I...
I’ll keep this cake to myself, my cake to myself
I’ll keep this cake to myself, my cake to myself
The doctors say it’s no good, But people say what they wanna say
My goodness, if I could, I’d eat cake every single day
Oh, I know that it simply is not right, it adds to the pounds and the cellulite
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
I’m spending my time simply thinking, my willpower steadily sinking
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying
But I’ll keep this cake to myself, my cake to myself
I’ll keep this cake to myself, my cake to myself
