Hitachi on the Floor ("Versace on the Floor (DOTA Theme)" Bruno Mars Parody)

Now is the time tonight, yes, maglalaro ako ng DOTA
At okay lang sa akin, bes, na wala pa rin akong syota
My family has disappeared, I’m staying home alone
There’s no reason to wait, I’m excited to play right now

So now I’m gonna turn down the lights and close the door
Ooh, I love this room, but I can’t see it anymore
I’ve had this feeling before
And parang may nabasag, maybe
Hitachi on the floor

Ooh And now it’s madilim dilim dilim dilim na bes
Hitachi on the floor
Ooh Parang umiinit init init init na bes

Even though it’s so hot, I’ll try
Kahit DC na sa WIFI
MOBA shouldn’t be like this
Na tumutulo ang pawis
Should’ve been a perfect night for hours of gaming fun
But I’m starting to sweat
And I’m feeling like, stressed, right now

So now I’m gonna turn on the lights
Open the windows
Ooh, I love this room but I am melting in my clothes
And I could quit, I suppose
It’s not fun kung mainit dahil
Hitachi on the floor

Ooh Napakainit init init init na bes
Hitachi on the floor ooh
Ooh Napakainit init init init na bes
*sigh*

It’s warm enough, it’s mainit baby
Sana nag-Mineski na lang ako
Sira kasi ang aking aircon and the
Hitachi’s on the floor