How Fat I'll Grow ("How Far I'll Go" Moana Parody)
Jollibee released a new product called the Choco Mallow Pie, and still has its massive Chocolate Salted Caramel sundae. I wasn't thinking about making a drive-thru version of "How Fat I'll Grow," but Jollibee left me no choice.
Check out the sequel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBiPDgHUX0
Catch the original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqu0G-B_TWs
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HOW FAT I'LL GROW LYRICS
I’ve been craving all day for a burger
For as long as I can remember
Never really knowing why
I wish I could eat salad forever
But I come back to the burger
No matter how hard I try
Every step I take, every trail I track
Every path I make, every road leads back
To the place I know, where I shouldn’t go
Where I long to be
See the line full of cars on the street
They call me
And I don’t know how far it goes
Wisht he meal that I had earlier stays inside me
BEcause I know
If I go, there’s just no telling
How fat I’ll grow
I know everybody at this drive-thru
Seems so happy at this drive-thru
And everybody saw the sign
And I hope everybody at the drive-thru
Knows what to order at the drive-thru
‘Cuz I don’t wanna wait in line
But the chicken’s fried and I know that’s wrong
I’ll be satisfied if I have kangkong
But the voice inside sings a different song
What is wrong with me?
Cheesy fries, unli rice, Coke with ice
They call me
And you all know I’m gonna go
And it’s where? Over there!
So you know where to find me
I’m gonna go
Soon I will dine
Iwont waste my time
Next in line in my car at the drive-thru at Jollibee
I’m gonna pay for a chocolate salted caramel sundae
Won’t deny I will try mallow pie
It’s a party
And you all know
How fat I’ll grow
