I Just Can't Wait to Be Thin ("I Just Can't Wait to be King" Lion King Parody)

I'm gonna be mighty thin, I promised to myself
Although I know it’s hard with all these cookies on my shelf
I'm gonna lose, like, fifty pounds
Or maybe even more
I’ve got the eye of the tiger
You’re gonna hear me roar
I’m gonna be the most inspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be thin

So I’m gonna eat less
And I’m gonna eat right
Til the day that my pants
Aren’t so tight
I’m gonna run around all day
Put my muscles on display

I think it’s time the food that I
Eat be good for my heart
Eat lots of good veggies
That I hope won’t make me fart
If this is where obesity is headed, sign me up!
Up for diets, Up for exercise,
I’m such a happy pup!
This man will say goodbye to buffalo wings
Oh, I just can't wait to be thin

Everybody inhale
Everybody exhale
Everywhere you look I'm
Full of muscle

Let every dumbbell grow his biceps big
No hearing anymore that he’s a pig
It's gonna be TKG’s finest gig
Oh, I just can't wait to be thin
Oh, I just can't wait to be thin
Oh, I just can't wait to be thin