"Shakey's Food" ("Shape of You" Ed Sheeran Parody)

SHAKEY'S FOOD Lyrics
Ganns Deen

The club isn't the best place to find some dinner
So the mall is where I go
Me by myself at the table choosing what I'm gonna eat in a minute or so
Come over with a menu to ask me my order
And trust me, I'm ready to munch now
Take a glance, stop, and now I'm ready to go
Advance order, pepperoni crunch
And now I'm saying like

Girl, I want a Bunch o' Lunch
That meal was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, pepperoni
I may be crazy, anchovies
Now, boy, let's not talk too much
Don't keep me waiting for my bottomless Sarsi
Come on now, hurry up, please
Don't forget my extra cheese
Mmmm

Oh I love that Shakey's food
'Coz the chicken is just so good
Won't be satisfied with one or two
I'm gonna order a buddy
Last night was a special treat
Now my bedsheets smell like meat
Every day, discovering something brand new
Oh I love that Shakey's food
Oh my oh my oh my oh my

Last weekend, here's how the story begins
I went out on my first date
She took one look at me, said, get me out of here please
So Bye Felicia and I loaded my plate
I eat for hours and dream
About the new Scallops Primo
And hey, my diet is doing okay
I'm not ready to go so I'm-a order the mojos
Tell the waiter I'm not ready to pay, and I'm singing like

Girl look deep into my eyes
I want a pizza in a party size
Chicken wings, extra thighs
*thinks* Extra rice
Hey boy, let's not talk too much
No time to waste, so bring me my Hero
Milkshake and Oreos
Don't forget the Coke Zero mmm

I'm going to Shakey's, come on
Can't wait to go to Shakeys, come on
Let's try it at Shakey's, come on
No diet at Shakey's, come on
Greek salad at Shakey's, come on
There's a lot at Shakey's,