"The Buffet is a Feast" ("Beauty and the Beast" Emma Thompson/Angela Lansbury/Arianna Grande Parody)

Hey, look at that line • Oh, what can it be?
It’s not much to pay • When you’re at a buffet
To have all you can eat

Now they’ve let us in • Look at all that meat
You’re a little scared • But we have come prepared
The buffet is a feast

Nothing is the same • I can’t believe my eyes
Roast beef, turkey, pork • Did I forget my fork
Who cares? I’ve got my knife

Salmon served with lime • How can you go wrong?
Bittersweet chocolate • Dessert will have to wait
Not done with my crab foo yong
Certainly, this line • Means there’s more to eat
Don’t care about the signs • I’ll have a grand old time
The buffet is a feast

Alka seltzer time • And I’ll be back at 9
The buffet is a feast • The buffet is a feast