When Will I Ever Be Thin ("When Will My Life Begin" from Tangled Parody)
Tangled is one of my favorite Disney cartoons--isn't it one of yours?! Go Eugene!!--and When Will My Life Begin was always a great one to sing along with. I hope you like this parody!
WHEN WILL I EVER BE THIN Lyrics
7:00 AM the usual morning breakfast
Half dozen eggs, some bacon, and tons of cheese
Got a few snacks, some coffee, pancakes, and hash browns
Eat again, and by then, it's, like, 7:15
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So I'll read a cookbook and find a recipe
That I'll prepare to cook and have at 8:30
I'll play XBox and eat and cook and basically
Just wonder when I ever be thin
Then after lunch, it's pizza and tarts and baking
I'm gonna make a batch of my fresh croissants
Buttery, flaky, the kind that isn't faking
You could stretch but you can't fit into your pants
And I'll prepare some steak and make it medium rare
Potatoes au gratin, expand your derriere
I've got some cake and cookies, and gravy to spare
It's the feast that it's always been
And I keep wondering and wondering and wondering and wondering
When will I ever be thin
